Profile backyardbetty: respect banana chips!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As sooo .. you're supposed to say something here that's sounds really appealing right? well who really reads these if they're long anyway? .. i'll say this. i'm kind of odd sometimes but mostly in a funny way. at least that's what i'm trying to relay. once in awhile i get the fish hook eye brow.. even from the closest of my friends.. but that's just me. i like to keep people around that can make me laugh... and i'll kick the ones to the curb that make me cry.. i'm originally from ottawa. i just moved here a few months ago so i'm looking to make a few new friends.. maybe a few new enemies (i'm looking at you leafs fans)...

a few more things about me...

..i probably won't message you back if you have a shirtless photo (you just lost brownie points your muscles DON'T impress me)
..i have a thing for guys with nose rings or side lip rings (but definitely not necessary)
..i effin LOVE cupcakes.. they are my weakness
..i watch a lot of old movies.. marilyn monroe is my favourite
..brass knuckles are my weapon of choice
..i drink tea from david's tea on a daily basis. i'm addicted. vanilla oolong is my current favourite.
..i'm on a diet.. but i'm not trying to be some effin girly girl about it.. i just want to be healthy and make healthy choices
..i love tattoos and have quite a few and plan to get a lot more.
..i'm a true cancer girl read up on my sign
..my superhero power would be to fly that would be badass
..i love to be scared
..i've never dated a guy without facial hair
..i have two cats. they're lesbians.. i accept them for who they are :-)

"imperfection is beautiful.. madness is genius.. and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.."
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Fish
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Other
My Job Title Is Hairstylist/Makeup Artist
I Live With Roomate(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Loud, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Internet, Dancing, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be starting a pillow fight in a highly populated area..
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is live my life to smile as much as i can every day
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, Humor