Dance monkey, dance!
Age 42 From Chicago, Illinois Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I'm a sarcastic, realist. I don't sugar coat, am most definitely classified as a smartass, and believe in honesty whole heartedly. I write, paint, draw, take old stuff and make it knew, dabble in photography, and pretend to play that guitar collecting dust bunnies in my corner.
- Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
- My Eyes Are Green
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is None of your business.
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Bully
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Dancing, Family, Photography
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be One that I didn't feel the need to flee within the first 15 mins. Bahahaha.
- I've Always Wanted To Try To: rebuild an old car, give someone a successful Flobee haircut, learn Greek.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is To leave behind amazing memories. The in between is trivial.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial
- When I Read, I Always Read History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
- My Idea Of Fun Is Tipping trailers and shanking hookers?!
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? Aesthetically & Intellectually intrigue.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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