Funny, sarcastic and a bit dark humoured

Age 51 From Leamington Spa, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name Ash
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Fun loving guy waiting to find my better half. I'm 47 with one son, whose 15. Beers or a nice country walk don't mind which , nights in or out. Good food and company is always a good thing.
  • Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Separated
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Bald
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog
  • Willing To Relocate No
More about him
  • How many tattoos do you have? 3 to 5
  • How many tattoos do you want your partner to have? 3 to 5
  • What is your favorite tattoo? My full tribal back dragon tattoo
  • What will your next tattoo be? Full sleeve
  • Are your tattoos hidden? No
  • How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 16-21 years old
  • Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
  • Do you have any tattoos you regret? Yes
  • How do you feel about facial tattoos? It's a turn off
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Teacher / Education
  • My Job Title Is Forklift instructor
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live With Parent(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Often
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
  • My Goal In Life Is To be happy & healthy & be surrounded by good people
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Movies, Sports
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Pop, Soul
  • When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed

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