I’m funny. So funny my headline got cut
Age 68 From Redlands, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- First name Diane
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As Blonde (blue now) likes to bake, cook, road trips, beach, hang out. I like dogs, sunshine, cheese and naps. Looking for close to same. This was a waste of money.
- Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Hair
- Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Blonde
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
More about her
- How many tattoos do you have? 5+
- How many tattoos do you want your partner to have? 5+
- What is your favorite tattoo? Solar system on my arm
- What will your next tattoo be? Fish
- Are your tattoos hidden? No
- How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 31-40 years old
- Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
- Do you have any tattoos you regret? No
- How do you feel about facial tattoos? I like it
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Retired
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Gramma
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Dining, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Travel, Cooking, Gardening
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be To actually have one.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Meeting a man with common sense.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Not Religious
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Very Liberal
- My Goal In Life Is Lose 30 pounds. For the tenth time.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Comic, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Satire
- My Idea Of Fun Is Road trip, hanging out at the beach. Relaxing
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
- What Do You Look For? I look both ways for traffic. I look for spare change and I look for a brighter future.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter
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