Displaced CoonAss
Age 48 From Albuquerque, New Mexico Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- First name Joe
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Born and raised in the heart of Cajun country, Trump 2024
Hello, I'm Joe, a dedicated blue-collar worker interested in getting to know you better. Let's start a conversation and see where it leads. I am a straight male looking for friends with the potential for something more. Please note that I am not interested in connecting with bi or gay males.
So , I’m honestly looking for a woman with Fake DD’s and large Labia(among other things). I was recently told that I should include that in my profile.
My children are grown, and I hope yours are as well. I look forward to the possibility of building a meaningful connection - Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- My Best Feature Is Butt
- Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Light Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate Yes
More about him
- How many tattoos do you have? 5+
- What is your favorite tattoo? Right are sleeve
- Are your tattoos hidden? Yes
- How old were you when you got your first tattoo? 16-21 years old
- Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off? No
- Do you have any tattoos you regret? No
- How do you feel about facial tattoos? I like it
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
- My Job Title Is Elevator Mechanic
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Dining, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Fishing / Hunting
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Back seat of my truck
- I've Always Wanted To Try dudes
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Christian
- I Attend Services Once A Year
- My Political Views Are Conservative
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
- My Idea Of Fun Is Trolling the internet for someone who will give me attention. I need constant validation.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Flirtatiousness, Money, Spontaneity, Great Skills, Humor
- What Do You Look For? Big Labia
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter
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